I'm the greatest. No, I'm the greatest.

If you haven't been watching the feud between Chad Hedrick and Shani Davis, the two American long track speed skaters.....well, you have been on another planet. I find this absolutely hilarious.

So, these two guys jaw at each other for about a week, with the last few days being particularly nasty. Then they go out hell bent to beat each other and steal the spotlight one last time and they get beat by an Italian. Congratulations to Enrico Fabris for winning the gold and making these two look like a bunch of five year olds.