Step away from the ledge....

Junior is on suicide watch today as word is coming down that Auburn might have its own coaching search to conduct following the Cotton Bowl. Evidently, Al is quite serious about pursuing the Stanford job. So for Gorgeous Al Borges, Junior and I have come up with a list of pros and cons for the Stanford job.

Pros: New stadium, Free golf lessons from Tiger, Napa Wine Country a short drive away, and access to ground breaking research on particle physics at the Stanford Linear Accelerator Center home of several Nobel Laureates that surely can help work out complex pass routes and blocking schemes.

Cons: Earthquakes, Training table consists of tofu, rice cakes, and soy milk, Earthquakes, the state of California is on a mission to eliminate anything that can even be remotely perceived as fun (smoking, strip joints, drinking, pro set offenses with mutiple formations), and did we mention Earthquakes.

Definitely not a tofu and bean sprout salad kind of guy

In all seriousness, Al has earned it and we say good luck to him if he goes. Now, I just have to go check on Junior, he has been in the bathroom a really long time.