Don't tug on Superman's cape....

Jim Croce could provide a little lesson for Stephen Ames:

You don't tug on Superman's cape

You don't spit into the wind

You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger

And you don't mess around with Jim, da do da do...

What was he thinking exactly? Possible thoughts:

1. I haven't had a good ass raping in awhile. I forget what it feels like.
2. Janet Jones told me there's money in it for me if I take a dive.
3. Who is this Eldrick gentleman you speak of?

Note to Stephen Ames and every mid-Major Division I football or basketball team, the first rule of an upset is to have your opponent looking past you. This means you remain as quiet as possible. Instead Ames acted like Pat Robertson at a gay pride parade.