Great, No Baseball Tonight for Me This Week

I hate it when the Red Sox and the Yankees meet. The executives at the Worldwide Leader get all gooey inside just dreaming of these games. Did you know, there are no other baseball teams than New York and Boston?

Tired storylines that will get drug out this week:

1. Johnny Damon coming back to Fenway.
2. Pedro going postal on The Zim.
3. Did you know that Babe Ruth played for Boston at one time.
4. Boston coming back from 0-3.
5. Who is Clemens pitching for this year?