Coming to a store near you…..

While these folks have the religious market kind of cornered, although there could be a Mohammedpan, along with associated rioting, or a Buddhapan, they don’t realize the goldmine they are sitting on.

Think about it. You could run a college football line. Bopan. Vincepan. Herschelpan. Spurrierpan. Knutepan. Bowdenpan. Even a TerryBowdenpan for the little silver dollar pancakes. I’m salivating.

How about a basketball line? Roypan. Kpan. Knightpan that cusses at you when you flip the pancake or grilled cheese.

“This is gold Jerry. Gold I tell you.”

I expect royalties people.