Spurrier? No. Saban? Nyet. Hot Rod?

I wonder if the conversation went anything like this:

Mal Moore: "Coach Rodriguez, Mal Moore here with the University of Alabama. How'd you like to coach the Tide this year?"

Rich Rodriguez: "Gee, I don't know...."

Mal: "What do you mean, you don't know? This is your chance to coach at Alabama."

Rich: "Let me get back to you, will ya, Mal? I got a guy on the other line asking about some white walls."

Who's got next?

(HT: EDSBS for the shirt)